"After the problem we had with Felix the Cats 109, we had the Service Mgr, Mechanic and even the Sales Mgr. check your oil before leaving the dealership. You will not have the problem he had". Yeah mine was only 1 qt overfilled, his was like 1 1/2 qt overfilled. Guess they are getting better.
Here's one, but it's not what the dealer said. I heard this one from a customer...
He was looking at a sport bike.
Customer: "How fast does that go?"
Dealer: "About 150/155mph"
Customer: "Really?! How fast is that in car speed?"
I told the salesman he should have said it was 300mph in car speed.