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Wiremu, a New Zealander, was in Australia to watch the upcoming Rugby World Cup & was not feeling well, so he decided to see a doctor.
'Hey doc, I dun't feel so good, ey' said Wiremu.
The doctor gave him a thorough examination & informed Wiremu that he had long existing & advanced prostate problems & the only cure was testicular removal.

'No way doc' replied Wiremu 'I'm gitting a sicond opinion ey!'
The second Aussie doctor gave Wiremu the same diagnosis & also advised him that testicular removal was the only cure.
Not surprisingly, Wiremu refused the treatment.
Wiremu was devastated, but with the Rugby World Cup just around the corner he found an expat Kiwi doctor & decided to get one last opinion from someone he could trust.

The Kiwi doctor examined him & said: 'Wiremu Cuzzy Bro, you huv Prostate suckness ey'
'What's the cure thin doc ?' asked Wiremu hoping for a different answer.
'Wull, Wiremu', said the Kiwi doctor 'Wi're gonna huv to cut off your balls.'
'Phew, thunk god for thut!' said Wiremu,
'Those Aussie bastards wanted to take my test tickets off me !

Big Jim
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