The Perfect Husband
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular
phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker
function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
WOMAN: "Hi Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
WOMAN: "I'm at the shops now and found this beautiful
coat. It's only $2,000; is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new
models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: Great! Oh, and one more thing... I was just talking
and found out that the house I wanted last year is back on the
They're asking $980,000 for it."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and make an offer of
they'll probably take it. If not, we can go the extra
eighty thousand if it's what you really want."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you
MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at
him in astonishment, mouths wide open.
He turns and asks, "Anyone know whose phone this is?"