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Two Women Talking In Heaven:

1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.

2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?

1st woman: I froze to death.

2nd woman: How horrible!

1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to
get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband
was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I
found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman: What happened?

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I
started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and
searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and
checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere,
and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart
attack and died.

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer........ We'd both still
be alive.
 

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jazzman said:
Loved your pics Rasputin.
Thanks Jazzman, nice of you to say so, would like to meet some of you guys one day..maybe for trip to 'Fiordland National Park' ....see if it is as nice as the tourist brochures make out to be. Trouble is, that it is at it's most majestic when it is "brass monkey" weather. Will head off on a compass run next week with the local Ulysses Club (motto-"grow old disgracefully")..and will post anything nice I see in the four compass points of the Nth Island.
 
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