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Mark your calendars for this Saturday…

As you may already know, it is a sin for a Taliban male to see any woman other than his wife in the nude. He MUST commit suicide if he does. So, this Saturday at 5PM Eastern time, All American women are asked to walk around the neighborhood completely naked to help weed out any local terrorists. Circling your neighborhood for one hour is recommended.

For this anti-terrorist effort, all men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house in order to prove they are not Taliban, to demonstrate that they think its O.K. to see nude women other than their wives and to show overall support for American women.

Since the Taliban also do not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side will be further proof of your anti-terrorist standing.

The American government appreciates your effort to root out terrorists in your area and applauds your participation in this terrorist sweep.

God Bless America!
 

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Re: Any TALIBAN in your neighborhood? Need wives - girlfriends to help find out

Funny....

Now to solve the terrorist getting on a plane issue....

SOLUTION: Every passenger must eat once slice of bacon before going thru security.

I know it's wrong but still funny.
 
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As you may already know, it is a sin for a Taliban male to see any woman other than his wife in the nude. He MUST commit suicide if he does.
Sounds like there should be a bunch of dead **** in the middle east...
 

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Re: Any TALIBAN in your neighborhood? Need wives - girlfriends to help find out

lol
 

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Trouble_Is said:
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Taliban male to see any woman other than his wife in the nude. He MUST commit suicide if he does. T
That may explain why Muhammad Atta and crew spent the evening of Sept. 10th, 2001 in a Go-Go bar :verymad: :evil:
 

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Re: Any TALIBAN in your neighborhood? Need wives - girlfriends to help find out

mmmmm... pig, pineapple and poy

Sounds like great appetizers for the event.. Someone start digging the pit now, I got some island bro's that will show up with me to take care of the rest! 8)
 
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