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    Question: What is a bastard exactly?



    Quite often we ask ourselves hard to answer questions, like,

    What is a bastard?





    And we wax philosophic with metaphysical postulations, incomplete aphorisms, and inconsistent sophisms that make one more and more sure that the only true thing is that a picture is worth a thousand words.





    In this photo, the guy on the right is a member of a bomb squad in the middle of a deactivation.





    The guy behind him, well, he's a bastard.













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    The dude about to pop the paper bag is actually a "DUMB BASTARD"! If his partner is working a "live round" and is distracted the both of them are gone to smithereens

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    That guy is the true epitome of a Bastard. In Australia bloke one would say "You Fu#%ing bastard!" followed by " I'm going to kill you, you Fu#%ing bastard!" Which really means "Oh, good one!" "You are such a prankster!"
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    i was lost after "philosophical"

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    I have to agree, after I beat his I would tell him great joke and then beat his again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by walker
    i was lost after "philosophical"
    Me too
    Lets do away with spell check for a week and see were we all stand

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    A file cut what else!!!!!!!!!!!

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    This is a bastard.


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    Right after I placed that device on his head, and threatened to detonate it, I'd get a good laugh out of it.


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    Is there a notchy 109 gearbox in that bag, or what ?

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    It is a setup, but it still is funny.

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    I am.

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    That's not a bomb, it's a suppository...just ask the guy with the paper bag.

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    Now thats funny, no matter who you are!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by LionsGate
    That's not a bomb, it's a suppository...just ask the guy with the paper bag.

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    That is "Priceless"

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