You Might Be Addicted to Riding if ...
Remember that comedian that had the show "You might be a redneck if..?" I was wondering if anyone could come up with sayings for bikers? Such as, "You might be addicted to riding if you make two trips to the grocery store with the bike because your saddlebags can't hold everything instead of taking the car." or You might be addicted to riding if you register at your local dealership for your wedding presents. Any other ideas?
You tell the wife you're going to work on your day off to get a long ride in.
You find yourself doing laundry and dishes as a ploy to get some ride time in.
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Screw that, I'm addicted to riding and don't need an excuse!!
IT'S NOT ABOUT HOW FAST YOU GET THERE, IT'S ABOUT THE RIDE ITSELF. TAKE YOUR TIME AND ENJOY IT!!
Originally Posted by DEADLYCHEEZE
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I use those excusses a lot.
B I have accumulated 12,000 miles in the last twelve months due to these two excuses. Without them I'd be lucky to clock 120 miles in that ammount of time.Screw that, I'm addicted to riding and don't need an excuse!!
Last edited by DEADLYCHEEZE; 08-23-2012 at 01:59 PM.
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might be addicted if you're in your cage and pass a motorcyclist and have to resist the urge to "wave"
Last edited by BigBully; 08-23-2012 at 02:09 PM.
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LOL I have no one to worry about with my riding. Wiggles does however, give me a dirty look every time I say I'm going on the motorcikle. LOL I dare not say motorcyle RIDE, that word triggers his, I'm going for a ride weeeeeeeeeeee factor
In an age of synthetic images and synthetic emotions, the chances of an accidental encounter with reality are remote indeed.
I do that ...........
Me too!!
LOL why is it so hard for you to get an "honest" ride in?B I have accumulated 12,000 miles in the last twelve months due to these two excuses. Without them I'd be lucky to clock 120 miles in that ammount of time.
IT'S NOT ABOUT HOW FAST YOU GET THERE, IT'S ABOUT THE RIDE ITSELF. TAKE YOUR TIME AND ENJOY IT!!
if you're in your car and think to yourself "how fast and what gear would I take this curve in if I was on the bike?"
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Meow...
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Because up until this happened http://www.m109riders.com/forums/sho...d.php?t=159868 she thought my bike would be the sudden death of me. Now there is a light @ the end of the tunnel.
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You might be addicted to riding if: You arrive back from a vacation and go directly to your bike for a ride BEFORE going home!
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Lol Bearcat!
Kieth we totally understand!
A large tree went Thru my place and into my little garage last year while I was out of state , first thing I do?
Cut the limbs from around the garage door and pull my bike out and replace the battery!
Homeless and hopeless, but the bike was running
Aaaaahahahahahahaha, I got'cha! It's all good now though!Because up until this happened http://www.m109riders.com/forums/sho...d.php?t=159868 she thought my bike would be the sudden death of me. Now there is a light @ the end of the tunnel.
IT'S NOT ABOUT HOW FAST YOU GET THERE, IT'S ABOUT THE RIDE ITSELF. TAKE YOUR TIME AND ENJOY IT!!
There was a couple time that, while out for a jog, I needed to look behind me in order to check for traffic. Instead of turning my head around to look behind me, my eyes just glanced to where my mirrors would "normally" be.
I've done that with my bicycle. I go for a bicycle ride on a lot of Sunday mornings and found myself glancing at where the mirror should be -- but isn't.
You are addicted if you have two nines and no car or truck and it feel funny getting behind the wheel of a car.
What other people think of you is none of your business.
Screw that, I'm addicted to riding and don't need an excuse!!
I'm with Big B!!! No excuses or permission required.
I'm with Big B!!! No excuses or permission required.
The original thread didn't ask for excuses though. It just wants to know what actions might make you think that you're addicted to riding.... It seems that the thread got sidetracked though.
Now when does that ever happen on here? :rolleyes:
"Do you see motorcycles in front of a psychiatrist office...no because riding is its own therapy, it has a way of making things better"
LOL
BOOOOOOOYAAAAAAH!!I'm with Big B!!! No excuses or permission required.
If anything my wife is pushing me out the door. I think she's trying to tell me something!
IT'S NOT ABOUT HOW FAST YOU GET THERE, IT'S ABOUT THE RIDE ITSELF. TAKE YOUR TIME AND ENJOY IT!!
I would probably say your addicted to riding, if the only time you find time to ride is after midnight.
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That's funny you should say that. I've thought that a few times, especially when I passed a 9.
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......If you go on vacation with your nine and leave your wife at home
Go Big or Go Home
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you might addicetd if you take the bike to the mailbox..
BONE STOCK
You might be addicted if you ride to the corner to check the weather.
might be addicted.... if after rides you are all jacked up
and your wife tells you to take rides because afterwards it makes you a more likable person
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